Hmmm. Bad day, by the looks of things. I’ve checked my inbox, and it seems that no funds are coming my way today. A little irksome to say the least, as I’ve been averaging $16.5m dollars a day this week. Take yesterday, for instance – a total of $7 million from two separate lottery wins [...]
Fatuous, inaccurate, misinformed and dangerous. That’s the best I can say about last night’s airing of Britain’s Favourite Supermarket Food on BBC1. Rolled out for us in suitably vacuous style by a standard-issue blonde presenter, it took us on a jolly jaunt through what are allegedly the public’s favourite purchases at the supermarket: tea, baked [...]
Landed safely back at base after a brief mission to the dark side of Dinbych-y-pysgod. Close encounter with the people of Eglwswrw and their allies from Pantyrheddwych, but no trouble this time. There is life in these wild places, of course, but not as we know it. Object of mission, to survey and update the [...]