A few weeks ago, we had a sheep in our back yard. So? So this is the country, I hear you say – there are sheep all over the place. Well, yes, couldn’t agree more. And in fact, I don’t know why I even bothered to mention it. After all, people in the countryside probably have sheep in their back yards all the time. And anyway, it was a one-off incident, so hardly worth getting excited about.
Until yesterday, that is.
Yesterday, we had a cow in our garden.
Okay, I know, it’s the countryside . . . But surely a cow in the back garden is something just a little out of the ordinary, isn’t it? It isn’t? Okay, well – forget I mentioned it then.